Million Dollar Idea:
The internet needs a Twitter for the Verbose!
I don't have a name yet, maybe Monology, maybe Dickensist, EssayR, MonologueR, who knows. The concept is an Anti-Twitter. Instead of a max number of characters, I want a minimum number of words. No posts allowed under 500 words. No replies allowed under 100 words! There will be none of that link shortening nonsense. No picture only posts, no video only posts, I might even say no mobile! Oh I am pumped for this idea, who got that sweet VC cash for me?
Or wants to help me start the kickstarter for this? You want to know about profit and ads? EASY! It's costs $5/yr to sign up. Boom. Trust me on this. I'll add mobile access for another $1/yr. Think I won't be able to raise several million that way, fine. Another $1/yr for "No bullshit". So when I start doing shady shit like adding ads or selling your data, you got an automatic opt out. Wait I can do better. How about a $0.10 tax per word you fall short of the minimum? Are you seeing me swimming in piles of cash like Scrooge McDuck? Because I can!
You know you want this site. You know the internet needs this site. It will single-handedly save journalism. (it won't, but that sure sounds a like a great sales pitch!)
This rant is out of steam and I did not count the words, but man we have got to make this happen!
Thanks for reading,
your favorite rambling lunatic blogger,