I have a stalker. She is a brilliant woman who loves science, is intelligent, and an extremely interesting writer. But her latest book is creepy as hell and I can't get away from it!
MARY ROACH, I AM NOT BUYING YOUR BOOK!
She wrote this book, Gulp, about the entire human digestive system. From mouth and saliva to fecal transplants. FECAL TRANSPLANTS! I just ate lunch when I heard this conversation about fecal transplants on Fresh Air. And later that same day, when I got home from work, she was on The Cycle on MSNBC, and that damn night she was on The Daily Show!
Now I had calmed down about this subject, but guess who was on Science Friday today? Mary "Gross Out" Roach. I'll be heading out Tuesday morning to get a restraining order! (Monday is a local holiday so I have to wait all weekend, but I will Flatus all over this woman!) So help me God if she's on Top Gear next week!
Her appearance on Science Friday reminded me of an idea she inspired. After the day she stalked me and my digestive system, I began to notice that Fresh Air and The Daily Show tend to have a massive overlap of guests. I'd put it at 75%-80% chance that within a week of a person appearing on one of the shows, they will appear on the other. And I began to think of the formats of the shows and differing interview styles of Terry Gross and Jon Stewart.
I realized that there a ton of material for either mash-up interviews or to make fun of one or both of them based on the wicked obvious things one asked that the other missed. Or we can do the Weird Al style of interview with intercuts from a Jon Question to a Terry Answer.
We could play a game I'd call Which one of them Actually Read the Book? (Answer will almost always be neither.)
We could compare who's the better salesperson. Who got me more interested in buying the book.
We could rate the brown-nosing. Who did a better job making the guest seem cooler/smarter/better than they really are.
The list of ideas and spin-offs is endless.
I think Terry Gross would be a much better foil to Jon Stewart than Glenn Beck was. She'd be an exercise in him going up in weight class, vs the cheap shots he typically takes.
If I had minions, they'd be going through Fresh Air and Daily Show archives right now.
Thanks for reading,
Your favorite "I was really bothered by this" blogger,
PS- As always with ideas of this nature: If you have some money, get in touch! I'd really like to do this.