I try not to swear on this blog, but sometimes, you have no choice.
Fuck You Snuggie!
Yeah, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Snuggies. Really, why did they have to do this to me, my step-son and every male under the age of 40? These bastards are evil and need to be stopped. They truly want everyone to own one, and they will stop at no marketing ploy until they have their way.
I have no other words on this matter. I am going to go cry now as I deal with this unexpected inner turmoil. Pride or Geek? Pride or Geek? This choice has never been a problem before!