I have never owned a Ford Escort.
Think Damsels in distress
I never liked you anyways, and I've got a date with your sister next weekend.
If only duct tape could fix me!
Which hood? I'm movin soon homie! Beer for labor?
Look, I know I have a problem and it's laziness.
What can I say I fart rainbows and shit pots of gold. The pee is still pee though, I'm not perfect.
Thanks. Just thanks for all your support. I spend an entire novel being manipulated by selfish jerk after selfish jerk and you want me to die?
Why this ole' thing? I just threw it together in an afternoon while doing laundry.
Billy Jean is not my lover, she's a girl who thinks that I am the one. The kid is not my son!
'Tis only a flesh wound.
Bitch. I'm not gay, I'm married.
That's what she said! (My wife that is.)
This is one book you absolutely should judge by it's cover.