So you drink, your a ton of people, a robot, an arena in Washington DC, an airport, a roller coaster, a gay guy. a breakfast clubber, the one laptop dude, and a band.
BONUS: Oh yeah it's limerick time.
At the bar I said, "Listen here, 'tender —
I'm about to embark on a bender.
Just keep filling my glass
Till I'm drunk off my ass
And I don't know my name, age or gender."